God's Fury

• Me: I remember when God was baking me in his people oven in the long long ago, in the before times, he said to me, "Bro, how much Marilyn Manson do you think you can handle in a day?" And I said unto him, "Oooo, bro, probably not very much." And he spoketh back unto me, "Ooooo, well I just finished cooking up this other guy you're gonna be stuck with for most of your life. And he's gonna listen to a lot of Marilyn Manson in the office, all day." And I spaked back to him, "Ooooooooooo, bro, just crank up the heat, burn me up in here. Don't do this to me."
• Mark: Did you even realize at the time, that God WAS Marilyn Manson.
• Me: Uuuuugh. Fuck you.