born to be mild

What do you get when you cross Jay Baruchel and Pee Wee Herman? Me!

So who do you look like?

GPOY from the 4th of July.
Riding my little brothers Honda.

GPOY from the 4th of July.

Riding my little brothers Honda.

Some mornings, when I am combing my hair, I feel like Samuel Jackson.

I can’t explain why, I just do.

Some mornings, when I am combing my hair, I feel like Samuel Jackson.

I can’t explain why, I just do.

I joined the cast of Mad Men.

This is maybe the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

I joined the cast of Mad Men.

This is maybe the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

Just chilling with Betty Draper, that’s all.

Just chilling with Betty Draper, that’s all.

Sounds like she doesn't like my tattoos or motorcycles.

  • My Mom: You are either going to die of poisoning, like hepatitis, or you are going to wind up splattered on the pavement. This is what I have to look forward to for you.
  • Me: Hah!

1982 Honda CX500 Custom.

GPOYW… sort of.

GPOYW… sort of.

My little brother was nice enough to make and send this to me.

My little brother was nice enough to make and send this to me.

I had a dream last night that I was back in high school and I forgot how to do math, and oh yeah, I was the fucking Teen Wolf!

I had a dream last night that I was back in high school and I forgot how to do math, and oh yeah, I was the fucking Teen Wolf!

GPOY

GPOY