Rubber band wars at work with my brother get out of hand fast. Only ends when there is severe injury.
My coworker got a haircut, they look a lot like John Candy now.
My coworker is a woman.
Asked my boss a work related question, he responded with, “Stop being so god damn dumb all the time.”
Love working for my dad…
I am going to vomit.
Apparently it is wear your shirt inside out at work and don’t flush the toilet after you go to the bathroom day here!
Too bad our coworker didn’t tell Luke and me beforehand…
A candid shot of me at work.
Yes, I always look like that when I am working.
EVERYBODY’S WORKIN’ FOR THE WEEKEND!
We are working on the weekend. :|
This happens at work a lot.
- Me: That is what I hate about it, having to ask for help.
- Luke: That is because you are a strong independent woman. You are like a single mother. You are fierce, and you won't ever let them bring you down!
Luke is quadruple parked and loving it.
Why is Don Draper hanging out with Luke’s beard in my office on a Saturday?!
Also: Luke is a filthy cunt and a fat whore.
Yeah I do fancy work at clients offices, where they put me in a really terrible storage room.
So what, want to fight about it?
Workin’ for the man every night and day.
In an on-going effort to improve the public’s perception of me, here is a really good looking picture of myself.
I feel like this is all some big joke on me.
This woman eats her lunch next to me everyday and chomps on a red delicious with her mouth open.
WHO THE FUCK EATS A RED DELICIOUS?!
Jesus, you look terrible.
My Dad
You need to shave.
My Dad, followed by a sigh and shaking his head.
